What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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