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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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tea with milk?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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