Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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