There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Atheism

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Anti Joke

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