- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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