what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Swag.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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