what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Obama = ebola

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Q

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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