What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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how man

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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