- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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