How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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