- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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