- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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