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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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