- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

smell the vitamin C

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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