What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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well now

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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