- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

You're a big fat monkey.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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