- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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