Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Please don't shoot me

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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