There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Golf.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

The Big Band Theory

Beka has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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