- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the zebra cross the road?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

the WNBA

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Well this is pointless.....

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