- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

FUCK YOU

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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