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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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