what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Fat people

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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