What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the zebra cross the road?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Well this is pointless.....

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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