What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Once upon a time a was born

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Julian Ha.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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