Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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