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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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