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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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