- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Matthew Baker

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the dog die? He was old

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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