- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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