- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

hiya

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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