- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Boxing on Boxing Day

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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