Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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