- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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