Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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