Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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