the game

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Kys

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Nickelback

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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