Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

the game

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Kys

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Nickelback

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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