- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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