how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Golf.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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