My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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