Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

kieran is a homosexual

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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