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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Golf.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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