- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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