- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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