What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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