How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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