how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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