wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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