- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

i found waldo.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

you see theres this guy.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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