i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Justin beiber..

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Ms Leong Sux

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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