What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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