- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Your mam is so fat.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

I have read the terms and conditions

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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