- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A Serbian Film

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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