Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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