- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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