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The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

don't read this

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Julian Ha.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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