- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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