Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Serbian Film

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops