- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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