how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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