- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

hashtags suck balls

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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