knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Your mother just died.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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