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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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