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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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