Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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