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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Poop

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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