- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Your girlfriend.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your sex life.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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