What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Yo Mama just died.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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