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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Your sex life.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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