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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why are white people white? I don't know

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