"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why so serious ?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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