- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I asked her where you were.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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