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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's better than a stick? A stone

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears