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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked her where you were.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Alchohol.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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