- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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