Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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lewis=cardiac

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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okay so theres this guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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