- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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