- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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