- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

whats black? the colour

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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