Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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one stop shop

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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