A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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