vitamin c

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Whats white? A fridge

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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