if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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