Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Who is John Galt?

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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