Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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