why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

The Labour Party.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

TOP KEK

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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