- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

I named my son ps2 controller

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what is orange? an orange

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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