- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I am quite mature.

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