- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Penis

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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