- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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