Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Brain fart

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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