- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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