What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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