Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Jesus Christ

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Lindsay Lohan

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

knock knock no ones home

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Matthew Baker

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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