- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Jordan is pregant

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

The Big Band Theory

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

tim has no humor

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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