- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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