What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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