- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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