roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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