- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's blue? The sky.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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