What's red and can sing? Elmo

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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