Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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rent a cops

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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test

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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