what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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