Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

lets bomb africa

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call an arab ?

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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