- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why did katy fall off her bike?

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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