It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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