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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Kerry Katona becomes independent.