- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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