Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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