What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Tall asians

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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