yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Womens rights.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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