- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Knock, knock. Come in.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

I love you

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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