- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

SUCK MY NUTS

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Mogok Papiti.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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