- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Pickles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

KOOKABURRA

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are red.

women's rights

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

hey justin

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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