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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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