How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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