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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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