A man was shot. He died.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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HOLY COW!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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