- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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