- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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