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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Mogok Papiti.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

SUCK MY NUTS

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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