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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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