What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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