- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

hey justin

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Who is John Galt?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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