What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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