What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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i found waldo.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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