A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock Knock.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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