What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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kk

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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