A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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SHUT UP JP

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

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