- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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