- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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