- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how do you win a game try your best

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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