What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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