Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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