- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

All of these jokes are about white people

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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