- Anti Joke

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka