- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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