- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

My parents died!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Smelly Indians.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Christ is a conspiracy

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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