What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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