- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

eoin burgin is fat

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

silver bullet?

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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